But That's Not Fair Bill and Susan sense that the children aren't earning their allowance. So they order them to clean the garage without pay. The kids' response? They go on strike. Meanwhile, the cell-phone store doesn't get a ringing endorsement from Bill.
Ask Your Mother Bill becomes ruffled when the children keep turning to Susan as the authoritative figure. Elsewhere, Bill is ripe for battle when some fruit goes missing; and romantic woes plague Paul.
No Gifts, Please Bill and Susan's wedding anniversary approaches, but not without a mix-up over their gifts to one another. Meanwhile, Lauren and Bryan lose sleep (literally) over Trent's annoying bedtime habits.
Pineblock Derby When Bill fails in his efforts to build a derby car for brainy Bryan, Paul ultimately constructs the vehicle - with Bill taking full credit. Meanwhile, Lauren's new gal pal makes romantic moves on Trent, but she may have shady motives.
Susan's Best Friend Susan's quirky best gal pal AJ visits the Pearsons in the wake of her divorce. But AJ's colorful personality and free-spirited lifestyle only underscore how much Bill and Susan are in a rut. Will saucy salsa-dance lessons add spice to their lives?
Bill Talks A Good Game Bill's fatherly pride takes a hit when he discovers oldest son Trent can beat him at basketball. Meanwhile, Susan's free-spirited friend bonds with Lauren, prompting Susan to try to connect similarly with her daughter. And cerebral son Bryan seeks to eliminate all hazards from the Pearson house.
Drinking Party When son Trent is invited to a party, an uneasy Bill and Susan assume booze will be served there. Meanwhile, it's a doggone dilemma when the Pearsons' pooch hides under cranky Mr. Faulkner's house.
Dream Lover Susan has a strange feeling that Bill will soon have an affair with a woman named Penelope, and her premonition may have merit when Bill encounters a waitress with the same name. Meanwhile, Trent revs up to get his driver's license, with help from Lauren; and Susan tries to persuade Bill to get a physical.
A Reptile Dysfunction When Lauren asks Bill to buy her an expensive purse, he encourages Lauren to get a job at the mall to earn the money to buy it herself. Meanwhile Paul asks Trent and Bryan to take care of his iguana while he goes out of town for work.
Promzilla Susan goes a little overboard when helping Lauren with her prom and Bill is a little suspicious. Meanwhile Trent comes up with ideas on how to become famous on the internet with the help of Bryan.
Honey Do When Susan begins to fix things around the house, Bill gets threatened by it and tries to regain his power as man of the house. Meanwhile, the kids must decide who gets the money that is collected in the coin bottle.
The Night Before Christmas Bill is excited for Christmas and is determined to make his uninterested kids feel the holiday spirit.
