Funkhouser's Crazy Sister Larry attempts a preemptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns (with Jeff) that you can't make an "empty gesture" to a Funkhouser.
Vehicular Fellatio Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal.
The Reunion After years of rejecting a "Seinfeld" reunion, Larry finally changes his mind and sets out to convince Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards to get on board.
The Hot Towel Larry has an awkward encounter with Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, and also meets an old girlfriend at a restaurant. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him a personal contact number.
Denise Handicapped Larry has a run-in with Rosie O'Donnell over a restaurant bill, and also learns a lesson about being disabled.
The Bare Midriff Larry and Jerry mull ideas for the "Seinfeld" reunion show, including an assistant's attire and a religious symbol.
The Black Swan Larry's golf outing is marred by two strokes of bad luck on the same hole.
Officer Krupke Cheryl has competition for the "Seinfeld" role from one of Jeff's clients; a law-enforcement officer's name is a topic of interest; and Larry gets in touch with his feminine side.
The Table Read Larry is baffled by text messages from a child; Leon assumes another identity; Jerry Seinfeld gets acquainted with Marty Funkhouser.
Seinfeld Larry misses out on spending time with Cheryl due to the return of a favor.
