Labor Paynes, Part 1 Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.
Labor Paynes, Part 2 Labor pains continue during the drama of Janine's delivery, as she sinks into postpartum depression.
Your Wife Is A Payne Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.
Casa De Payne Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.
It's A Payne Growing Up Malik's buddy Kevin gets intimate with a promiscuous girl who happens to be the source of a syphilis outbreak. Malik subsequently seeks counsel from CJ, leading to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Miranda pressures Calvin to be more thoughtful toward her in their married life.
Payne And Prejudice It's a culture clash and a culinary conflict when the Paynes have dinner at the Hernandez home. At the barbershop, Dana's falsehoods come back to haunt her.
Payneful News Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."
Payneful Loss Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.
Payneful Employment C.J. gets a very important job interview out of town. Curtis is excited because he thinks he might finally have the house to himself.
Slightly Payneful Truth Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test and Curtis jumps in to help.
Joy And Payne Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation.
A Sister's Payne Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. When he disappears, Kiki is shocked.
A Grand Payne Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.
Games People Play The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes kiss, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.
Help Wanted Still reeling from Calvin's kiss with Mercedes, Miranda decides to head out on her own. During her time alone, she happens upon a woman - but there may be more to the lady than meets the eye.
Old Lady Paynes When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.
I Don't Know This Payne Ella and Rosie are tired of not having any money or independence, so they look for jobs. Both Ella and Rosie get jobs and Curtis and Carlos band together to enjoy their worlds without their wives, but problems arise.
Paul Mall Ella meets a man, Paul, at the mall where she works who is kind, handsome and treats her very well. Meanwhile, Diego asks Calvin and Miranda to "check out" the new guy Mercedes has been seeing, and the results are disastrous.
With Friends Like These Malik makes a friend, Jeremy, who is HIV-positive. When Jeremy gets harassed at school, Malik comes to his defense. Meanwhile, Rosie gets sick and Consuela becomes her temporary replacement at the boutique.
The Talent Show Due to city budget cuts, the firehouse is closing down. Everyone bands together to try and raise money for the laid-off firefighters. A very special guest saves the day.
Bringing Down The House The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.
Moving Day Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.
Moving Out Miranda is upset at Calvin for having his parents in the condo and for the way he's been acting. Diego confronts Calvin about the kiss with his sister, and problems arise.
Back Where We Belong Curtis and Calvin are living at the barbershop getting in everyone's way. Meanwhile, Miranda is brought home after fainting by a man named Scott who later counsels the family.
Surprise!, Part 1 Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.
Surprise!, Part 2 Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.
