Catholic Church vs. Oprah Which is worse - a media control freak, or a shame-inducing religious institution? Publicly humiliating authors who've scorned her, or privately humiliating little boys? To decide, Paul F. Tompkins and Greg Giraldo go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
Donald Trump vs. Viagra Miracle drug Viagra lets men beyond their prime continue to molest their wives, while shameless Donald Trump just continues to molest new wives. Which is the greater threat to society - the boner-inducer, or the boner himself? To decide, Greg Giraldo and Andy Kindler go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
Beer vs. Weed Ah, substance abuse. Though pot remains illegal, is it really worse than beer? Is it more evil to imbibe or inhale your vice? To decide, Paul F. Tompkins and Andrew Daly go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
YouTube vs. Porn Pornography is a classic vice, but is it really much worse than YouTube allowing any idiot to broadcast a video of himself playing "Fergilicious" on the bazooka? To decide, Greg Giraldo and Patton Oswalt go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
Paris Hilton vs. Dick Cheney Sure, Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face, but Paris Hilton recorded "Stars Are Blind." Is it a bad foreign policy or a bad sex tape that is most socially repugnant? To decide, Greg Giraldo and Patton Oswalt go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
High School vs. American Idol Both high school and American Idol feature harsh social criticisms, popularity contests, and shady characters - be it Ryan Seacrest, or the neighborhood creep. But which is more evil - calculus homework, or bad renditions of Aretha Franklin songs aired three times a week? To decide, Patton Oswalt and Andy Kindler go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
Kim Jong-Il vs. Tila Tequila While Kim Jong Il's human rights violations are devastatingly clear, the sexually disoriented Tila Tequila strips away the dignity of her suitors as well as her unfortunate viewers in a more subtle fashion. Does her mind-blowing idiocy trump the cruelty of the notorious world leader? To decide, Kathleen Madigan and Greg Giraldo go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
Las Vegas vs. The Human Body things, but so can a 60 foot tall glittery advertisement. Do natural impulses tend to result in greater evil than those impulses brought on by slot machines and free cocktails? To decide, Andrew Daly and Patton Oswalt go head to head in the court of the honorable judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
