Ultimate Fighting vs. Bloggers Who's worse, Bloggers or Ultimate Fighters? Opinionated shut-ins running off at the mouth, or human gorillas punching each other in the face? One bores you to sleep, the other kicks you into a coma. To decide, Patton Oswalt and Andy Daly square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.
Steroids vs. Boob Jobs Greg Giraldo and Andrew Daly debate the relative evils of steroids and breast augmentation.
NRA vs. PETA PETA thinks no one should have a steak and the NRA thinks everyone should have a shotgun. Animal rights nuts want to close the zoos, and gun nuts want to kill all the animals. "Meat is Murder" or "Murder is Fun?" Who's crazier? To decide, Andy Kindler and Paul F. Tompkins shoot it out in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil.
Olympic Games vs. Drinking Games Andrew Daly and Greg Giraldo debate the relative evils of the Olympic Games and drinking games.
Red States vs. Blue States America's Blue States are full of latte-sucking, Prius-driving liberal snobs. The Red States are full of meth-addicted hillbillies who think the South is gonna rise again. Which is the greater threat to society: Wine tasting or hog calling? The Forbes 400 or the Indy 500? To decide, Paul F. Tompkins and Patton Oswalt square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil.
Disney vs. Scientology Disney is soul-sucking evil empire of fantasy and greed. Some say the same applies to Scientology. But at least they didn't make Hannah Montana. Which is more sinister? The goofy religion? Or the religion of Goofy? To decide, Kathleen Madigan and Andy Kindler square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil.
Going Green vs. Spring Break Whether you're into recycling or regurgitating, either way you're gonna end up with a lot of empty beer cans, so which is more evil: Going Green or Spring Break? Sailing to the Galapagos to save a Sea Turtle, or getting so faced you sleep with one? To decide, Greg Giraldo and Andrea Savage go head-to-head in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil.
Gen X vs. Boomers Which generation is more vile: Baby Boomers, with their free love, or Gen X, with their free AIDS testing? Is it worse to start off as a hippie and sell out, or to refuse to ever get off the couch to begin with? To decide, Paul F. Tompkins and Andy Daly square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil.
Strip Clubs vs. Sororities Sororities are run by snobs, but Strip Clubs are run by the mob. Which is worse: Marrying a preppie named Chip or working for a pimp named Raul? Climbing the social ladder, or working the pole? To decide, Greg Giraldo and Kathleen Madigan square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil.
The Hills vs. Rocket Scientists The Hills makes you stupider just by watching it, but Rocket Scientists make being smart look like a waste of time. Which is more of a dead end: The airless vacuum of space, or the airless vacuum of Audrina's skull? To decide, Jerry Minor and Paul F. Tompkins square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator or evil.
