Season 1 Episode Synopsis
There Goes the Neighborhood
Tension mounts as The Osbournes move into their palatial digs in Beverly Hills. Ozzy appears on the Tonight Show. Complicating the situation is an ongoing feud between Jack and Kelly.
Bark At The Moon
Too many dogs, too little time and too much dog crap for the king of Rock to handle. The dogs are running wild and Sharon has to call in a Dog Therapist to straighten things out.
Like Father, Like Daughter
Ozzy's new album comes out and a promo tour kicks into high gear. Meanwhile, Jack reluctantly attends a school sponsored "hippie" camp getaway and the family unites for Kelly's birthday celebration, where she shows off her new tattoo--much to Sharon's dismay.
Live And Let Die
he Osbourne family is tormented by middle-aged, elevator-music-playing neighbors. Tempers flare. War is declared. Eggs are thrown. Police arrive. Sharon sweet-talks the Boys-in-Blue.
Tour Of Duty
Ozzy and Sharon work out the details of Ozzy's upcoming Merry Mayhem tour, including effects, pre-concert videos, radio interviews, etc. Meanwhile, Kelly is on a shopping spree with Ozzy's gold credit card--which she loses! Scenes include: Ozzy & Sharon arguing over concert effects (The Prince of Darkness has a bubble-machine!) and Ozzy's upset about his workload (Back-to-Back shows). We also see Ozzy's aerobic workout in full spandex gear and other pre-concert preparations, including demonic dwarfs and a heroin chic Santa Claus!
Break A Leg
Ozzy breaks his leg and postpones the rest of the tour. While mending at home, Ozzy realizes that Jack and Kelly have turned the house into an after-hours nightclub. Sharon and Ozzy hold a family meeting during which they lay down the law to their wayward teens.
On The Road Again
After Thanksgiving, with his broken leg on the mend, Ozzy resumes the tour. Sharon, Jack and Kelly surprise him in Chicago on his birthday.
No Vagrancy
A scruffy ex-professional skateboarder, Dill, comes to stay indefinitely in Jack's room--without permission from Ozzy or Sharon.
A Very Ozzy Christmas
The Osbourne family celebrates Christmas and discovers that one of their tour drivers has over-turned a truck while carousing with a hooker.
Dinner With Ozzy
Ozzy sits down to dinner, discusses his family and their combined experience on "The Osbournes."
The Osbournes premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002. The Cleavers, the Bradys, the Cosbys…and now the Osbournes. It's the next generation of family-oriented sitcom, a reality-based comedy that follows the lives of Ozzy Osbourne and his family. There's no script, the situations are real, the family is normal... well, sort of.
