Officer Jay Sarah goes on a cough-syrup bender when her sister goes on a date instead of joining her to watch their favorite TV show, "Cookie Time."
Humanitarian Of The Year Sarah reaches out to a homeless man to prove she's not self-centered. Meanwhile, Brian learns karate, but fails to use it when necessary.
Positively Negative Sarah is bored, so she decides to get an HIV test. Meanwhile, Officer Jay has a birthday party for the first time.
Not Without My Daughter Sarah mentors a beauty-pageant contestant. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police cruiser sets in motion a string of unexpected consequences.
Muffin' Man Sarah delves into her sexuality; Brian and Steve clash over a new soft drink.
Batteries Sarah embarks on a journey to procure batteries for her television remote. Along the way, she accidentally soils her pants and has a one-night stand with God.
