Description Show Description May 10, 2008 Two And A Half Men premiered on CBS on September 22, 2003. The series is a comedy about a wealthy bachelor whose life is turned upside down when his brother and young nephew move into his Malibu beach house. Charlie Harper savors his swinging single status and his lucrative job as the writer of popular jingles, but his self-indulgent lifestyle is about to come to an end when his about-to-be-divorced younger brother Alan and Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake, move into his beach-front home. As Alan, an uptight chiropractor, comes to terms with being dumped by his wife, Judith, he gets little compassion from his self-absorbed brother. Soon, however, polar opposites Charlie and Alan discover that they have more in common than they think: they both love Jake and want what's best for him. The brothers agree to create a home for Jake at Charlie's, despite the realization that they'll likely drive each other crazy in the process.
Cast May 10, 2008
Character
Actor
Charlie Harper
Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper
Jon Cryer
Jake Harper
Angus T. Jones
Evelyn Harper
Holland Taylor
Judith
Marin Hinkle
Episodes May 10, 2008
Season 1 (2003-2004)
24 Episodes In Season 1
Pilot (Originally Aired 9/22/2003)
Big Flappy Bastards (Originally Aired 9/29/2003)
Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell (Originally Aired 10/6/2003)
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take A Nap (Originally Aired 10/13/2003)
The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump (Originally Aired 10/20/2003)
Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys? (Originally Aired 10/27/2003)
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (Originally Aired 11/3/2003)
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snoot-Ful (Originally Aired 11/10/2003)
Phase One, Complete (Originally Aired 11/17/20030
Merry Thanksgiving (Originally Aired 11/24/2003)
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (Originally Aired 12/15/2003)
Camel Filters + Pheromones (Originally Aired 1/5/2004)
Sara Like Puny Alan (Originally Aired 1/12/2004)
I Can't Afford Hyenas (Originally Aired 2/2/2004)
Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick, Part 1 (Originally Aired 2/9/2004)
That Was Saliva, Alan, Part 2 (Originally Aired 2/16/2004)
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats (Originally Aired 2/23/2004)
An Old Flame With A New Wick (Originally Aired 3/1/2004)
I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (Originally Aired 3/22/2004)
Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark (Originally Aired 4/19/2004)
No Sniffing, No Wowing (Originally Aired 5/3/2004)
My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet (Originally Aired 5/10/2004)
Just Like Buffalo (Originally Aired 5/17/2004)
Can You Feel My Finger? (Originally Aired 5/24/2004)
Season 2 (2004-2005)
24 Episodes In Season 2
Back Off Mary Poppins (Originally Aired 9/20/2004)
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (Originally Aired 9/27/2004)
A Bag Full Of Jawea (Originally Aired 10/4/2004)
Go Get Mommy's Bra (Originally Aired 10/11/2004)
Bad News From The Clinic (Originally Aired 10/18/2004)
The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (Originally Aired 10/25/2004)
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out In Fontana (Originally Aired 11/8/2004)
Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers (Originally Aired 11/15/2004)
Yes, Monsignor (Originally Aired 11/22/2004)
The Salmon Under My Sweater (Originally Aired 11/29/2004)
Last Chance To See Those Tattoos (Originally Aired 12/13/2004)
A Lungful Of Alan (Originally Aired 1/3/2005)
Zejdz Z Moich Wlosow (Originally Aired 1/17/2005)
Those Big Pink Things With Coconut (Originally Aired 1/31/2005)
Smell The Umbrella Stand (Originally Aired 2/7/2005)
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? (Originally Aired 2/14/2005)
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam! (Originally Aired 2/21/2005)
It Was Mame, Mom (Originally Aired 3/7/2005)
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise (Originally Aired 3/21/2005)
I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey (Originally Aired 4/18/2005)
A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On (Originally Aired 5/2/2005)
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (Originally Aired 5/9/2005)
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (Originally Aired 5/16/2005)
Does This Smell Funny To You? (Originally Aired 5/23/2005)
Season 3 (2005-2006)
22 Episodes In Season 3
Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts (Originally Aired 9/19/2005)
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (Originally Aired 9/16/2005)
Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark (Originally Aired 10/3/2005)
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (Originally Aired 10/10/2005)
We Called It Mr. Pinky (Originally Aired 10/17/2005)
Hi, Mr. Horned One (Originally Aired 10/24/2005)
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (Originally Aired 11/7/2005)
That Voodoo That I Do Do (Originally Aired 11/14/2005)
Madame And Her Special Friend (Originally Aired 11/21/2005)
Something Salted And Twisted (Originally Aired 11/28/2005)
Santa's Village Of The Damned (Originally Aired 12/19/2005)
That Special Tug (Originally Aired 1/9/2006)
Humiliation Is A Visual Medium (Originally Aired 1/23/2006)
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (Originally Aired 2/6/2006)
My Tongue Is Meat (Originally Aired 2/27/2006)
Ergo, The Booty Call (Originally Aired 3/6/2006)
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser (Originally Aired 3/13/2006)
The Spit-Covered Cobbler (Originally Aired 3/20/2006)
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin (Originally Aired 4/10/2006)
Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Burro (Originally Aired 4/24/2006)
And The Plot Moistens (Originally Aired 5/1/2006)
Just Once With Aunt Sophie (Originally Aired 5/8/2006)
Arguments For The Quickie (Originally Aired 5/15/2006)
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (Originally Aired 5/22/2006)
Season 3 (2006-2007)
24 Episodes In Season 3
Working For Caligula (Originally Aired 9/18/2006)
Who's Vod Kanockers (Originally Aired 9/25/2006)
The Sea Is A Harsh Mistress (Originally Aired 10/2/2006)
A Pot Smoking Monkey (Originally Aired 10/9/2006)
A Live Woman Of Proven Fertility (Originally Aired 10/16/2006)
Apologies For The Frivolity (Originally Aired 10/23/2006)
Repeated Blows To His Unformed Head (Originally Aired 11/6/2006)
Release The Dogs (Originally Aired 11/13/2006)
Corey's Been Dead For An Hour (Originally Aired 11/20/2006)
Kissing Abraham Lincoln (Originally Aired 11/27/2006)
Walnuts And Demerol (Originally Aired 12/11/2006)
Castrating Sheep In Montana (Originally Aired 1/8/2007)
Don't Worry, Speed Racer (Originally Aired 1/22/2007)
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (Originally Aired 2/5/2007)
My Damn Stalker (Originally Aired 2/12/2007)
Young People Have Phlegm Too (Originally Aired 2/19/2007)
I Merely Slept With A Commie (Originally Aired 2/26/2007)
It Never Rains In Hooterville (Originally Aired 3/19/2007)
Smooth As A Ken Doll (Originally Aired 4/9/2007)
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot (Originally Aired 4/16/2007)
Tucked, Taped And Gorgeous (Originally Aired 4/23/2007)
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (Originally Aired 4/30/2007)
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' (Originally Aired 5/7/2007)
Prostitutes And Gelato (Originally Aired 5/14/2007)
Season 4 (2007-2008)
19 Episodes In Season 4
Large Birds, Spiders And Mom (Originally Aired 9/24/2007)
Media Room Slash Dungeon (Originally Aired 10/1/2007)
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (Originally Aired 10/8/2007)
City Of Great Racks (Originally Aired 10/15/2007)
Putting Swim Fins On A Cat (Originally Aired 10/22/2007)
Help Daddy Find His Toenail (Originally Aired 10/29/2007)
The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room (Originally Aired 11/5/2007)
Is There A Mrs. Waffles? (Originally Aired 11/12/2007)
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (Originally Aired 11/19/2007)
Almost Like Necrophilia (Originally Aired 11/26/2007)
Meander To Your Dander (Originally Aired 3/17/2008)
A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh (Originally Aired 3/24/2008)
The Soil Is Moist (Originally Aired 3/31/2008)
Winky-Dink Time (Originally Aired 4/14/2008)
Rough Night In Hump Junction (Originally Aired 4/21/2008)
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (Originally Aired 4/28/2008)
Fish In A Drawer (Originally Aired 5/5/2008)
If My Hole Could Talk (Originally Aired 5/12/2008)
Waiting For The Right Snapper (Originally Aired 5/19/2008)
DVDs May 10, 2008
Two And A Half Men: The Complete First Season
Two And A Half Men: The Complete Second Season
Two And A Half Men: The Complete Third Season
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