Pie Hole, Herb Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back.
Damn You, Eggs Benedict Charlie tries cooking, Alan tries dating two women at the same time and Jake tries beer.
The Flavin' And The Mavin' Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist as Alan anxiously awaits disaster.
A Jock Strap In Hell The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
Best H.O. Money Can Buy Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Pinocchio's Mouth Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake.
The Mooch At The Boo Jake disappears with the daughter of Charlie's neighbor, a former NFL player, and Charlie is left to cover his back. Meanwhile, Alan scores a hot date with the help of Charlie's Mercedes.
He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, leaving Alan to wonder if he ever needs to work again.
The Devil's Lube One of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, leaving Charlie to reevaluate his own reckless lifestyle.
Thank God For Scoliosis Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
I Think You Offended Don Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced that he is the father. Meanwhile, Jake is in a contentious mood and Charlie thinks he knows why.
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but doesn't get the response he expects.
My Son's Enormous Head When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee.
The Two Finger Rule Charlie joins Alan, Herb and his next door neighbor in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie, and tries to prevent them from becoming friends.
Above Exalted Cyclops Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend, Rose.
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Charlie reluctantly agrees to let Chelsea move in as he mourns the loss of his bachelor pad. Meanwhile, Alan finds that there's not much space left for him in the house.
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
Baseball With Better Steroids Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital.
